Hot takes for the best month… Just as Lake Superior is the superior Great Lake:
December is the best month, without question
Winter is the best season
If you’re a meat eater, ham is better than turkey
Cranberry is the superior berry (though, through some research I’ve learned it’s not an actual berry so I’m going with Blueberry or the similar ones as the superior)
Twinkly lights are better than overhead lights or lamps
New Years is the superior fourth quarter holiday but…
My birthday is superior to all other holidays
Snow is THE superior form of precipitation
Spruce trees are the sturdiest real trees you’ll get for decorating
Happy Holidays is a superior greeting and I’ll fight you on that
