I’m just living my truth about summer.
Summer is only good when you’re not in Texas. (I hate hot weather)
Sweet relish should be illegal (I’ve been tricked too many times)
Burgers without cheese have no place in my home
Hot dogs should have black on them
Sweet pickles should also be illegal
For hot dogs, yellow mustard is superior
Your fireworks look like shit
Marshmallows should not be burnt, just brown
It’s not a s’more without chocolate (Hershey’s plain chocolate)
Night swims are superior to day swims
Midnight walks or bike rides in the summer are the best
